For this blog I have taken the liberty of drafting a letter for you. I know that you have at LEAST one friend that gets boners from the smell of petrol, and I’d really appreciate you sending them the following:
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Dear _________ ,
How are you going? God it’s been TOO long since we hung out. The last time I saw you was great, you were pumping out zingers that I’m still laughing about today.
I really liked your outfit too. You look great in shoes. Have you lost weight?
Hey, how cool are engines? I like them. Cars, motorcycles, jet fighter planes, motorcycles, tanks, I also enjoy all that stuff. Just another thing that you and I have in common.
You know what else is super cool? This video podcast I just heard of called ‘the c word’. It’s really good, and I have every reason to believe that the kids find it pretty hip.
Once I saw a guy watching it just after he’d finished listening to rap music through his cassette headphones. He had his hat on back to front as well. I’m pretty sure he did a kickflip right after he watched it too. That’s how edgy this show’s fanbase is.
Most people just visit www.cword.tv to watch the episodes, but apparently it’s WAY cooler to subscribe through iTunes. It just gets delivered to your iTunes every week, which is pretty handy. I know how it’s always been ‘go go go’ with you!
Sorry to email out of the blue, it’s just that I’ve been reading this sweet blog by a really handsome guy, and apparently every day that he comes to work and HASN’T convinced 20,000 people to subscribe to the show, he gets punched in the face. TWICE.
The guy that last held his position didn’t bring in 20,000 subscribers either, and his boss chinese burned him to DEATH.
Thanks again for this, I look forward to catching up again.
Always follow your dreams.
All my love,
_____________
xoxo
(Copy to just before here, and don’t forget to fill out the name sections, otherwise it might look a bit suss.)
